Jan 29th, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
How hot is the square (well rectangular but that doesn’t sound as cool) patch of pubes on this chick? How perfectly straight and manicured is it? She must do that with a ruler and set square. No big disgusting maps of India here thanks!
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Jan 29th, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
Did you know most women have one tit visibly larger than the other?
There was a young lady from Horton
Who had one long tit and a short one.
To make up for that,
She’d a six foot wide twat,
And a fart like a 650 Norton.
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Jan 29th, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
You know what’s the best thing about the complete absense of cunt hair? The fact I just shot 3 times in 15 minutes wanking over the thought of smashing her tight shaven cunt in and I’m still horny. That’s not bad for a seedy old fuck in his 50s.
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Jan 29th, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
Shame this one came through blurry. These fucking bazookas are fucking phenomenal.
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Jan 25th, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
I’ve had a few photos emailed through with hairy pussies and most of them are European too. This one came from Denmark. Now being the narrow minded, uneducated fuck I am I know jackshit about Denmark. Actually it seems all I know that comes from Denmark is hairy pussy, those cheap fucking butter cookies you [...]
Jan 25th, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
Yes I know it’s spelled phenomenal. I’m not fucking stupid. I just did it for the title’s sake. Now what do you think? Perfect chest puppies all ’round? I’m actually batting off into the bin under my desk as I type this. Fap fap fap…
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Jan 22nd, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
How tidy is this cute babe in little hot pants. You know what, even if by sheer chance she happens to have a cock in there. (Yeah, yeah I have been tricked by a tranny before but that involved too many tequilas and a donkey but never mind that story)… getting back on track even [...]
Jan 22nd, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
This cute lusty has a fine pair of tits. Often big nipples can look a bit off putting. Especially dirty big black cookie nipples. These are pink and sweet and probably taste not unlike sweet peach and cream. I’m damn fascinated by them, in fact I’m off to eat some peaches and whipped cream and [...]
Jan 22nd, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
I’ve never ever seen a 10 in real life naked. This chick is close to a 10. Therefore I’ve never fucked a 10. One night I did fuck five 2’s. It was the damn best night of my life!
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Jan 22nd, 2009
by Horny Old Cunt.
Where the fuck were chicks like this when I was a young chap. They didn’t even like showing their nipples through a shirt on a cold day… let alone get their gear off and show their spectacular tits and shaven cunt to the world online.
BRB I’m off for a wank.
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